*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right
Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.
Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.
Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.
Steve Rogers lost his best friend.
Bruce Banner attempted suicide.
If they can save the world, you can get through this day.
Never stop fighting.
none of these people are real
they are to me
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
this makes my heart smile
dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
fun has no expiration date
I know some pretty fucked up people,but you take the cake. Congrats on being the shittiest person I know!
I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
its so strange how the same face can make you feel so right and bring you so much pain
I didn’t realize how much I missed you until our eyes met